The Animal Gazette
One animal a month, researched probably too much, but why not?
Fig. 1: Capybara resting in water. When not in the water, it is usually found near the water.
A hundred-pound rodent of exceptional chill.
The world's largest living rodent is a guinea pig scaled up to the size of a golden retriever and stripped of all natural anxiety. Its defence against jaguars is to walk into the nearest river and sink. The Vatican, for its part, decided it was a fish.
"Somewhere in Venezuela, a hundred-pound rodent is peacefully sinking to the bottom of a river because it cannot be bothered to run away."
Focusing entirely on one animal per issue gives us enough room to skip the basic trivia and find the genuinely strange stuff.
Just me. I don't have a background in biology, I just have a lot of patience for reading through academic journals so you don't have to.
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